Is Life all about ASS?

LIFE IS ALL ABOUT ASS!

You're either married to an ASS,

Divorced from an ASS,

or trying to forget an ASS.

You're either working your ASS off,

Sweating your ASS off,

Laughing your ASS off,

Kicking ASS, Kissing ASS,

Spanking ASS, Hauling ASS,

Wiping ASS, Busting ASS,

Trying to get a piece of ASS,

OR, You are an ASS!

RULES FOR LOVE - For Men and Women!

RULES FOR LOVE

FOR MEN

You have to Know Her,

To Love Her.

FOR WOMEN

You have to Love Him,

To Know Him.

:)

Enjoy! If you can Read This ...

THIS IS A TEST

IF YOU CAN

READ THIS
ALL THE WAY

DOWN TO HERE

PLEASE.

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Should You Wait for your Prince Charming?

Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
Get up and find him.
The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

Should You Treat a Girl Like a Queen or a Game???

Treat her like a QUEEN

and she'll treat you like a KING!

Treat her like a GAME

and she'll show you how it's PLAYED!

~~~ Unknown

Hidden Love Message - Can you figure it out?

I should really

FACE

up to the fact you never let me

DOWN

even when I'm a complete

ASS

and you never give

UP

on me.

But don't think 

THAT'S

all I want to say by

THE WAY

Something which you know

I LIKE TO

tell you a lot, that I love you

and don't give a

FUCK

what any one else thinks!

I love you with all 
my butt,
I would say heart,
but my butt is BIGGER!

Should You Break Someone's Heart?

Don't break someone's heart,
they only have one!
Break their bones,
they have 206 of them.

Love is Like Heaven or Hell?

Love is like Heaven, 

BUT

It can hurt like hell!

Battle Between Hearts - The Best Moment in the War!

I love you more!!!

No, I love you more!!!

Will I Love You Forever?

I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

lol jokes. I can't live that long.

Are You Ready For This Simple Game???

I heard you're a player.

So let's play a game.

Let's sweet talk.

Let's play fight.

Let's talk 24/7.

Let's tell each other good morning and good night every day.

Let's take walks together.

Let's give each other nicknames.

Let's hang out with each others' friends.

Let's go on dates.

Let's talk on the phone all night long.

Let's hold each other.

Let's kiss and hug.

And whoever falls in love first?

Loses.

Are You Fucking Special???

If I choose you over sleep,
You better feel fucking special!