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Is Life all about ASS?

LIFE IS ALL ABOUT ASS!

You're either married to an ASS,

Divorced from an ASS,

or trying to forget an ASS.

You're either working your ASS off,

Sweating your ASS off,

Laughing your ASS off,

Kicking ASS, Kissing ASS,

Spanking ASS, Hauling ASS,

Wiping ASS, Busting ASS,

Trying to get a piece of ASS,

OR, You are an ASS!

RULES FOR LOVE - For Men and Women!

RULES FOR LOVE

FOR MEN

You have to Know Her,

To Love Her.

FOR WOMEN

You have to Love Him,

To Know Him.

:)

Should You Wait for your Prince Charming?

Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
Get up and find him.
The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

Battle Between Hearts - The Best Moment in the War!

I love you more!!!

No, I love you more!!!

Will I Love You Forever?

I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!

lol jokes. I can't live that long.

Are You Ready For This Simple Game???

I heard you're a player.

So let's play a game.

Let's sweet talk.

Let's play fight.

Let's talk 24/7.

Let's tell each other good morning and good night every day.

Let's take walks together.

Let's give each other nicknames.

Let's hang out with each others' friends.

Let's go on dates.

Let's talk on the phone all night long.

Let's hold each other.

Let's kiss and hug.

And whoever falls in love first?

Loses.

Are You Fucking Special???

If I choose you over sleep,
You better feel fucking special!

Never Get Jealous When You See Your Ex With Someone Else Because ...

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because
our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate!

You Asked Me What was Wrong and then ....

You asked me what was wrong

and I smiled and said....

NOTHING

Then I turned around and whispered...

EVERYTHING!